The world could be a better place, if women knew their place. It’s just a fact. In the feminist quest to be ‘equal’ to a man, they have failed…miserably……..I might add..They cannot seem to retain their identity of being a woman. So, I have concocted up the right recipe for the female to have a happy household, and love her husband. This is especially for women that have no children yet, this is for a Sunday or Saturday AM.
#1. When you get up in the AM, RUSH to the bathroom (make sure you get up way before your other half) take a shower, quietly, you don’t want to wake up Daddy-O.. Get that curling iron, and fix your hair really sexy.
#2. Pick out a really gorgeous outfit that looks nothing like a business suit, find a pretty dress that is flowery, (short) and shows off your better attributes. Find a really kick butt pair of stockings, with a sexy pair of heels. Make sure you have some really sexy, fabulous undergarments. They make these in ALL sizes, btw, NO excuses.
#3. Make a picnic lunch, with all of HIS favorite foods, like Roast beef, potato chips, coca cola (most men don’t like wine all that much) Make sure to bring a nice little cluster of grapes, so you can peel them and place them nicely in his mouth. Make sure to bring some really great music… Men like 50’s music, and rock n roll, so bring that. Remember, this is NOT about YOU.
Tell him you think he is the smartest man in the planet. How grateful to God you are for him. Tell him sexy things in his ear all day long; like how you want to be a vixen and tear his clothes off later on…something to that effect.
#5. When it is time to go home, tell him you can’t wait to prepare his favorite meal. Go buy a sexy little apron and wiggle your derriere while you are cooking, make the table look nice too, none of the candles and junk, just make it simple- with only a place for him to eat, while you sit on top of the table and stare at him. Trust me, this will heighten the senses, make you feel nice, and make him feel like a king.
#6. OK…. time to put on a show. Go get out a song like “Let Me Entertain You” Or, “I’m A Woman” and get ready to dance like crazy, or do your own dance of the ‘7 veils’, belly-dancing, etc.. just make something up out of your own imagination, that you know he will adore.
The rest is up to you. But, I guarantee that if you do some of these things once a week in a spontaneous way, you are sure to have a great marriage, after all, this IS in the privacy of your home.. And, just think, he may just buy you a vaccum cleaner… And, vacuuming is what we gals are good at…Lol.
I’m just trying to help you out. I hope you found this fun and enlightening, I did.