For #Feminists: How To Make Your Husband Happy..(IF You Even Have A Husband)

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The world could be a better place, if women knew their place. It’s just a fact. In the feminist quest to be ‘equal’ to a man, they have failed…miserably……..I might add..They cannot seem to retain their identity of being a woman. So, I have concocted up the right recipe for the female to have a happy household, and love her husband. This is especially for women that have no children yet, this is for a Sunday or Saturday AM.

    #1. When you get up in the AM, RUSH to the bathroom (make sure you get up way before your other half) take a shower, quietly, you don’t want to wake up Daddy-O.. Get that curling iron, and fix your hair really sexy.

   #2. Pick out a really gorgeous outfit that looks nothing like a business suit, find a pretty dress that is flowery, (short) and shows off your better attributes. Find a really kick butt pair of stockings, with a sexy pair of heels. Make sure you have some really sexy, fabulous undergarments. They make these in ALL sizes, btw, NO excuses.

   #3. Make a picnic lunch, with all of HIS favorite foods, like Roast beef, potato chips, coca cola (most men don’t like wine all that much) Make sure to bring a nice little cluster of grapes, so you can peel them and place them nicely in his mouth. Make sure to bring some really great music… Men like 50’s music, and rock n roll, so bring that.  Remember, this is NOT about YOU.

   #4. Tell him all day how wonderful he is, how he makes you feel so pretty and sexy, how you love his…nevermind.😉

  Tell him you think he is the smartest man in the planet. How grateful to God you are for him. Tell him sexy things in his ear all day long; like how you want to be a vixen and tear his clothes off later on…something to that effect.

#5. When it is time to go home, tell him you can’t wait to prepare his favorite meal. Go buy a sexy little apron and wiggle your derriere while you are cooking, make the table look nice too, none of the candles and junk, just make it simple- with only a place for him to eat, while you sit on top of the table and stare at him. Trust me, this will heighten the senses, make you feel nice, and make him feel like a king.

   #6. OK…. time to put on a show. Go get out a song like “Let Me Entertain You” Or, “I’m A Woman” and get ready to dance like crazy, or do your own dance of the ‘7 veils’, belly-dancing, etc.. just make something up out of your own imagination, that you know he will adore.

The rest is up to you. But, I guarantee that if you do some of these things once a week in a spontaneous way, you are sure to have a great marriage, after all, this IS in the privacy of your home.. And, just think, he may just buy you a vaccum cleaner… And, vacuuming is what we gals are good at…Lol.

I’m just trying to help you out. I hope you found this fun and enlightening, I did.

  • love44eternity7

    The world could be a better place, if women knew their place. —– damn, isn’t that the truth!! I hate feminism, it ruined this world for real. I tell this to God often I hope He gives me some time machine so i can jump to centuries before Lol

    • Lol 🙂

    • Lian Renaud

      It could be better! But its up to men too!

      • love44eternity7

        i agree

  • Josey Wales

    I love the sexiness of the woman from the throwback era, like those pictured above.I don’t mind a woman with backbone, but I really cant stand it when they act as if they have a pair.I think that M.J.is hot.

    • Ty sweetheart 🙂

      • Josey Wales

        You’re welcome sweet:)

      • Josey Wales

        MJ…do me a favor and ban Moral Monday from this site. Thanks

    • Lian Renaud

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    • Moralmonday

      You need to take what you can get boy! None of those classy women want a loser like you! Those white women are saving themselves for clean cut black men like myself.

      • Josey Wales

        But you’re Gay.Say good bye loser…fixing to have you banned.

        • Moralmonday

          FU Mother fucker! I will still find your ugly nigger ass!

          • Josey Wales

            You will be banned from any site you follow me to.See you in the afterlife, you ole clean cut black slack assed loser.

          • Moralmonday

            Fu your mother mother fucker! I am going to stomp your ass!

          • Josey Wales

            I do believe you just threatened me.Soon you will be banned from the disqus community.

          • Moralmonday

            Man fuk you! I will fuck you up and that is a damn promise!

          • Josey Wales

            Never make promises you don’t intend to keep.

          • Moralmonday

            as a matter of fact; you ass is mine real soon!

          • Moralmonday

            I just made you a promise mother fucker!

          • Josey Wales

            Wrong. ..you’re living in a dream world . Soon it will consume you.

          • Moralmonday

            FU

          • Josey Wales

            Muah💋

          • Josey Wales

            You’re confused and delusional stupid. ..I’m Anglo and you’re the ugly assed negro. Clean cut my Anglo Ass.

          • Moralmonday

            So you are a damn Anglo and you have the damn nerve to call me a nigger!? You are the perfect example of a low life that wants to be white and is accepted by white people. Fuk your white ass mother fuker. Every Native American should catch you and hang your white wannbe ass!

          • Josey Wales

            I didn’t call you a nigger , but you just did. I don’t use the word and challenge you, to show proof I ever have used the word. And just to show how stupid you really are, why not look up the word Anglo. What an idiot.
            Debates just aren’t your game. I know …let’s have a spelling contest.

          • Moralmonday

            Like I said before you are white mother fucker and I promise you if you dont stfu I will find your ass real soon. Dont play with me boy! I am telling you. You try to sneak in little racist comments behind other people like Jake and Raptokeeper and LEO but mother fucker I will hurt your white ass. Dont fuk with me boy!

          • Josey Wales

            Find me…hell I’ve practically given you the directions to my house.

          • Moralmonday

            You know better boy! I will come and get you! You just tell me where and I will come asap! you just better be ready to man up!

          • Josey Wales

            Good God stupid how many times do I have to tell you I’m in Ellerslie Ga.Remember the gas station we were supposed to meet at? I didn’t think so.

          • Moralmonday

            Come out of your comfort zone and meet me mother fuker.

          • Josey Wales

            You do the same. You want me. ..come get me.

          • Josey Wales

            Take 2 10 mg Valium and get some sleep.

          • Shut up negro 😉
            You’re gone

          • Hey MM, where are you?
            Not here!
            HAHAHAHAH

          • HAH HAH, guess what ugly fucker, YOU ARE GONE

            HAHAHAHA

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7pPTzetJPg

          • Josey Wales

            There ya go MJ…rub some salt into his bleeding ass.

          • FIREBRED

            Sprinkle generously with a co-arsely

            ground black pepper for better effect.

          • Lian Renaud

            Thats real style MJ

  • kookooracharabioso

    Fo winning cow atr me the question is more of how to blend the benefits of both. I well remember the marriages of convenience not love – mom died and dad needed someone to cook clean and watch over his small children; the neighbor lady who was regularly beaten and always had a black eye just like the prize winning dairy cow up the road (and behind her back people would call her by the cows’ name to indicate her husband had been at her again. ) There was no battered women’s shelter for her to escape to. Had she managed to save money from all her efforts to make ends meet it was highly likely that some sexist would prohibit her from purchasing her own home because the law did permit that type of discrimination at that time. There’s alot from those days that I for one do not miss. (Ever the contrarian, I. ) Still I do also agree that feminism has been a curse to us too . . . and many times over the years I holler at them in the privacy of my home when they remain silent on major issues or events – such hypocrits. I haven’t been able to sort it out myself – what is good and what is bad about feminism. I LOVE that Kitty Wells made the answer song saying No, God did NOT make honky-tonk women but I do perceive it as a feminist moment too. Just as Kitty Wells herself, a woman touring musician at that time was considered same as prostitutes.

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  • Avrum Mordechai

    Yup, that’s how it is at my place. Of course, it costs 500 bucks a pop.

  • lostlegends

    Married an Oriental. No feminism, they think it’s stupid.

    • Moralmonday

      White women are loyal to black men as well.

  • kookooracharabioso

    http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/mar/04/hillary-clinton-to-democrats-dont-you-want-to-see-a-woman-president

    I decided decades ago that matriarchy is no substitute for patriarchy. Re link video – we are to now vote based on the most important criteria above all others? I am to choose based on genitalia vs. Content of character? Genitalia vs. Cranial capacity? Genitalia vs.demonstrated ability? Isn’t single issue voter a bad thing? Kind of like low information voter? Is it even legal to encourage people to vote for people or against people based on physical characteristics they were born with and cannot change? Is it moral? What I seriously don’t get is why this crowd is roaring approval. (tic) Shouldn’t they be booing her for insulting their intelligence and leading them around by their nose-rings?

    Oh yeah, I’m a sexist. I’m only gonna vote for VJAYS!

    T**** RULE!
    D**** DROOL!

    Vote for the V!

  • Moralmonday

    Personally when a clean cut black man like myself marries a classy white woman; we dont have any problems. Black women will listen to white men and white women will listen to black men.

    • Black women are not really wanted by white men.
      People should marry their own.

      • Moralmonday

        You sound like a damn fool!

        • So? Who cares what you think.
          This is my blog, I’ll say what I want

          • Lian Renaud

            MJ Love your artwork! And your pictures….pity some failed to appreciate the subject!

          • Joatmoaf

            I did not know that you visited this site.
            I’ve been popping in and out of here for a while.
            Well rounded interests.
            Loved your “Bring Romance Back” comment.

          • Lian Renaud

            Good to see you!
            Friends pop up in unexpected places
            And thank you

          • Joatmoaf

            Tell me about the Malta Art Book if you would.
            I want to buy one for someone but they aren’t cheap.

          • Lian Renaud

            You did your homework!
            Its a beautiful book,about a thousand Artists.(would be heavy to post)
            Its called:
            The International Dictionary of Artists who painted Malta,by Nicholas de Piro
            Its from
            Casa Piccola Rocca

            If you type Casa Piccola Rocca it will come up on the internet.actually its a very interesting palace and the de Piro family live there.4 generations Nicholas de Piro is the aristocracy a Baron and a Marquis…He is an adorable character,certainly not a snob.
            It weighs rather a lot.
            ISBN 99932-646-0-1
            9 789993 264606

            If you have any problems contacting Casa Piccola Rocca just let me know and I will try to help.

          • Joatmoaf

            It certainly is beautiful. Some of the artwork, what I could see, was amazing.

          • Joatmoaf

            What I wanted to know specifically was where was your art? (In the book)
            I can’t find it through searches, and I wanted to see it first.
            I’m going to buy it anyway. 90 Euros won’t kill me.
            But there are 3 versions. a ’98 an ’02, and a ’11.
            The older one is much more expensive.

          • Lian Renaud

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3f1c4c19d48afea13270b1a5bb0219c511170c9a825ab250e05c8b873ba5ca0d.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b24f9d6f4641a88025a59b3febb05597ef2a8c46b809746b8d55aa4a519ba63.jpg

            Only room for one of my pics…sorry not a good photo.
            The Maltese were featured more than foreigners.
            Nicholas wanted to display more of my work but
            Wasnt room.

            Its the second edition

            That very beautiful Bridge(i secretly called stairway to heaven)
            The harbour was bombed in the war.

            While I was painting in a bitter January,a huge wave swept over me,could have
            Been washed out to sea.

            There is some blurb with my picture.That bridge was demolished a couple of years ago,and replaced with a modern one…pity it should have been left as so beautiful.
            The Harbor was bombed heavily in the war,and that bridge was a relic of that.

            1988 I was chosen as artist of the year.London Tokyo New York
            I am not commercial these days,and donated a lot of my work to
            Clinics and hospitals…to share.You found me and I try to keep a low profile…clever you!

            Have featured in some excellent galleries and a few museums,mainly private collections.

            You might like my cousins work

            Martin IrelandUK
            He has done extremely well,he overtook me big time! I am happy to say,because he is/was shy but cery talented.

            Sorry not good pics but wanted to answer you poast haste.
            The book really is a collectors item,an accomplishment by Nicholas dealing with so many artists.

          • Joatmoaf

            Well, I’m pretty good when I need to be.
            I think the book I was looking at (For 90 Euros) was the most recent, or 2011 version.
            The cover pages are different than yours and it looked like gold filigree around the edges.
            So, should I get the 2nd version or the most recent one?
            I don’t know what the 2nd one costs. i know the newest one is 90 Euro’s, and the first one is $387. So I’m guessing that #2 is close to the price of the first one.
            Also, have you ever been to Key West?
            There are always struggling artists here. It’s almost like an artist colony in some respects.
            A walk down Duval St. is almost like an open gallery.

          • Lian Renaud

            Your choice …I am only in the one of the ISBN no I sent you,depends if its for you or your friend,if you want a book with someone you know in it,or a great collectors book,All Nicholas’s Artist books are v beautiful and well presented,so you cannot go wrong.

            They are beautiful books,for a good month my book was by my bedside and I was so excited that I kept waking up to look at the pictures.

            Mind you I know many of the artists and so it was v personal!and Nicholas had been looking for me for two years to go in his book,the other artists were chasing Nicholas,he found me two weeks before publication,

            No haven’t been to Key West,looks a lovely place,sounds good..must go one day.
            Usually have to be in capital cities to make a living in art.I was traveling with exhibitions.

            Depends what you paint,My subject was mainly people bathing or standing in front of mirrors with reflections.Usually beautiful women semi clad,or not at all.

            Landscapes were rare for me,but people kept asking for them.My commissions were all for beautiful females and thats really what I was known for.

            Did pictures of some churches too,and festas.

            Let me know what you choice is,I hope the edition/s are still available.
            Thank you for your interest…Lian

          • Joatmoaf

            I want the one you are featured in.
            I’m sure most of the artists are fine people, but the fact is I don’t know any of them, and while I don’t “know” you, I am familiar with you from these boards.
            So yours is the art that I am most interested in now.
            Besides, the one I’m getting it for may very well be aware of you already. That would be a pleasant surprise.
            I and I’ll show her the one.

          • Lian Renaud

            Well thats really a compliment thank you.
            It was a few years ago I made a bit of a name for my art,but I was only known in a few art circles…there was so much jealousy I then kept a very low profile.Then the stockmarket crashed,so I ventured to tiling,mosaics amd jewelry.
            Tiling was rather heavy work…..never again,but I managed an Arabic style bathroom,and a kitchen mosaic with bottle tops,coca cola,fanta,7 up..etc….bathroom will have to come later have to look out that one,but did all the work myself

          • Joatmoaf

            I’ve done mosaic tile work. Part of my job sometimes.
            I didn’t have to, I just wanted some of it to look better.

            I did a Pod floor once, for TACTS (Tactical Aircrew Combat Training System) – Top Gun – in vinyl tile that I designed, cut by hand and installed.
            It’s still so popular with those guys that they show it off to all their VIP’s. The Secretary of the Navy was the last one to to see it about 6 weeks ago.
            I only did it because the guy asked me if I could give them something other than a bland white tile floor.
            It spells out (Now) TCTS in 2 ft. letters and I made their logo with 3 F-18’s flying over a tropical island.
            Pretty sweet actually,, but i can’t take pictures because it’s a secure facility.
            Ceramic and porcelain tile is much harder to work with…and slower.

          • Lian Renaud

            Well you know how backbreaking it is!I worked slowly,but it was really too heavy,and cutting with the chase…well I had to go to the hairdressers every day,was like glue in my hair…another reason not to tile. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8439987f931b817828607d8009e0a842561677fa3baf189a165244b8ec5cd6df.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1eee27b571b9343aacdac67e2d9782613c730f96eb5100c312b5f9bf1c826b8d.jpg also have two walls covered with shells.

            My compliments your work was admired.

            I am sure the mexican tiling is superb they have more experience than me.

          • Joatmoaf

            It’s beautiful and beyond my abilities.
            Very impressive.
            Is that your house or a display house?
            You could probably make a fortune down here and in Miami.
            They love that kind of work, and I haven’t seen any that was done with such meticulous detail.
            Wear a painters hood next time. It covers everything on your head except your face. In case you need to wear a respirator.

          • Lian Renaud

            Yes I wore a hood, but Still got that dust in my hair…my hair was long…most tilers have short hair…I was cutting small bits smaller than my finger nails with a chase…highly dangerous….terrifying too…Even had goggles,a raincoat and boots.but that dust!!!!

          • Joatmoaf

            I cut my ceramic and porcelain tile with a grinder that has a diamond blade on it.
            I mean for the odd cuts.
            I use a wet saw for straight cuts.
            But I’m pretty good at cutting detail tile.
            Plus I have all the bores and hole bits for tile so that makes it easier.
            A lot of the tools are mine, because I used to do side work, but I work for the Navy. If I need a tool or part they will just buy it.
            I don’t really do tile side work any more because, well, I actually make fairly good money so if I don’t need to work, I’d rather not.

          • Lian Renaud

            Yes,I had one chase…and no tools,mixed cement in a bucket…also not much idea,but it worked pretty well.Inspiration matched with sheer determination.
            Cut my hands to ribbons with the shell mosaics,sore hands from cement and grout.

            Now I too take things a bit easier…The etchings were also dangerous,working wirh volatile hydrochloric acid…..just loved it.

            Wonder I didnt explode as used to mix 50/50 rather than 1/3 2/3water.

          • Joatmoaf

            What’s the saying about little children and drunks?
            God watches out for them? Now you can say, “and Artists”.

            God protects little children, drunks and Artists.

          • Lian Renaud

            Artists who meditate….
            Certainly not a drunk!

          • Joatmoaf

            The saying goes…God protects little children and drunks. I added …and artists.
            You have to admit that little kids and drunks are almost indestructible sometimes.
            And with your falling story…Artists are included.

          • Joatmoaf

            Are you my new invisible follower?
            If your profile is set to Private it only says “invisible”.

          • Lian Renaud

            Not yet?

          • Joatmoaf

            Someone added themselves yesterday and I couldn’t see who.
            Since your Profile is Private I asked you.

          • Lian Renaud

            Will soon but will inform you

          • Joatmoaf

            I wasn’t trying to recruit you 🙂
            I was just saying that I thought it was you at the time.
            I am grateful for your consideration, Lian.

          • Lian Renaud

            You already did in my mind.

          • Joatmoaf

            Well thank you.
            That’s so nice of you.

          • Joatmoaf

            Hi Lian.
            Is this the Book I want ?:

            http://www.bdlbooks.com/history/2376-the-international-dictionary-of-artists-who-painted-malta.html

            The thing is massive. It weighs almost 10 lbs.
            Regardless, is that the one?

          • Lian Renaud

            Looks like it.
            Email Casa Piccola Rocca ? nicholas de Piro
            I will look for the email and phone number
            Later today.
            Just in case you have a problem.

            Its a very heavy book…..
            I never internet shop so I dont know how to do these things.
            Sorry you are having such problems.

            I do know the book was selling like hot cakes…….and I had to swop some work to obtain one myself.

            Keep in touch…Lian

          • Lian Renaud

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7932cd258b8c29c4cda304643e5f506f0f9b9fa39706a7d4bba5044676229073.jpg

            I sent you a message didnt seem to post
            Does this help?
            I will try and contact Nicholas and see if there is a solution

            Lian

          • Joatmoaf

            Thanks. I tried to buy 2 this morning for 180 Euros.
            I went through the entire process
            but when I got to the Value Added Tax Number I couldn’t find one and it wouldn’t let me proceed any further.
            I don’t know Art, but I know what I like.
            Plus, that book will be a conversation piece with some of the people I know here.
            The person I’m sending the other one to likes Art.
            I’m sure she will appreciate it.
            It’ll probably cost more to ship them than to buy.
            Both together weigh about 20 lbs.
            I can’t wait to get it.

          • Lian Renaud

            Any artist or art lover would appreciate such a beautiful book!
            Nicholas is the aristocracy of Malta,a writer,and lives ina beautiful palace.

            He greatly encourages all artists and we absolutely adore him!a very charming man!
            I had 8 exhibitions in the Museum of Fine Art here.
            Sold in Liberties of London and Gallery in the crypt,was chosen to represent a company in New York,Tokyo and London,but try to keep a low profile these days.
            I am no longer ‘commercial’.

          • Joatmoaf

            But maybe you should be?
            I just tried again at lunch. I couldn’t get past the Vat # question.
            If it isn’t displayed, I don’t know where it is.
            But I’ll figure something out.

          • Joatmoaf

            Got it. Thanks.
            I’ll see what I can do.

          • Lian Renaud

            Yes if we can find it.Contacted Nicholas and he gave me this info for you:
            B.D.L. Publishers
            Email:
            info@bdlmalta .com
            Phone: 00 356 21380351/2. plus 356 is the country code

            Nicholas no longer has copies,he used to have a book shop but closed it.

            Agenda books in Malta only has the latest edition…I’m not in that one.
            (Only one copy available pf the latest edition.
            Please let me know how you get on….I also spoke to Nicholas’s son,who contacted Agenda and asked them.

            I hope you are successful,but do let me know….Good Luck Lian

          • Joatmoaf

            Thanks. This is a great lead.

          • Lian Renaud

            Hope so.Nicholas told me off today for not being commercial any more,the art market crashed…..carting exhibitions through airports is/was a killer, rules are more stringent now,traveling no easy matter.
            Once I was detained with a policeman on either shoulder for 24 hours in an airport,one artist I know burnt his work in an airport because of all the red tape in protest.
            But you encouraged me a lot thankyou.

          • Joatmoaf

            I like to encourage good talent.
            Your talent as an artist is exceptional.
            Why else would you be in the book?
            Why else would a Baron rebuke and encourage you?

          • Lian Renaud

            Yes he is a Baron and a Marquis,but certainly not a snob,a very quiet,well educated charming man…You can see a video of his house if you type in Casa Rocca Piccola Malta….the summer dining room is beautiful.
            When I saw your avatar I thought of the Knights of Malta,and thought there was a connection..Walled into his chapel is a piece of the cross Jesus died on,so special prayers can be said there.

          • Joatmoaf

            A piece of the Cross???
            That is a singular relic.
            That is so cool.
            I can’t do any buying or decent research on this computer.
            I’m at work.
            I’ll have to wait til I get home again to try and buy those books.
            Do you ever make it back to Malta?

          • Lian Renaud

            Malta gave me a lot of opportunities,its an interesting island.Australia is my favorite country,followed by Turkey.
            Wasnt fond of Japan,and many years ago lived in Rome.
            Have traveled a lot, lived in many places.Dont quite know where to settle in the political climate,there are more restrictions these days.The world is changing and now unstable.

            I Just love Nicholas’s house the history is fascinating,he is a present day Knight.There are many palaces in Malta but the aristocracy is a dying breed.

            I hope you manage with your purchase I kow that the Art books were very popular
            Keys West looks amazing,always wanted to visit…if you live there you are v lucky.
            We must thank MJ too for her space we were a bit off subject.

          • Joatmoaf

            Thank you MJ.
            I don’t think she cares too much as long as we keep it wholesome.
            I’ve always wanted to go to Australia. Maybe some day.

          • Joatmoaf

            I put an inquiry in just now for the VAT ID #.
            I’ll just have to wait until they reply.
            I can’t get past the registration until I have that.

          • Lian Renaud

            Please let me know how you get on.Are,you sure you want to go to all this expense…its a lot for a book.

            It is a beautiful book, true but very costly for you.

            My friend found a bookshop who said they could order to copies,however they are not willing to pay postage as it is very expensive.Maybe there could be an arrangement about that,but it would be complicated.

          • Joatmoaf

            Here is a reply I got yesterday morning to my query.

            Hi Jim

            Sorry to hear you are encountering this problem. I have tried from my end to order this book and it is not giving me this notification. Can I suggest you try and login again and then choose the book. Leave the vat field empty.

            Hope you will be successful. Happy New Year

            Francesca Mifsud

            Book Distributors Limited
            13, Giorgio Preca Street, San Gwann, SGN 3511 Malta
            Phone (356) 21 380 351 • Fax (356) 2137 7758
            Web http://www.bdlbooks.com • Email marketing@bdlbooks.commarketing@bdlbooks.com

            I talked to Debbie at the base Post Office, and she said that US postage for that book (10 lbs.) would be $70.
            But she also said that each country has it’s own rates.
            For me, $70 wouldn’t be that much for such a fine book.

            I spent $70 Saturday just to send a small box across country with UPS. I freaked out at the price, but I think it was worth it.

            I haven’t tried her suggestion, but I will.
            I have the books in my Cart.
            Thank you for getting back to me on this.

          • Lian Renaud

            Truly you will love the book! There are some brilliant artists,I am not really a landscape artist but Nicholas chose the bridge that was bombed of the Grand Harbor.my subject is women in front of mirrors with reflections.
            Anyway let me know if you receive the books My friend found a shop which can order if bdl books doesnt have them as explained.

            I was happy because I am on the same page as on of my favorite artists Rothschild,its one of Nicholas’ paintings in the palace…he has the best selection of anyone I know.
            Pity you cant visit his beautiful palace,its incredible!Perhaps one day you will,in which case You should introduce yourself to Nicholas he would give you a warm welcome!

            So let me know whether your order is successful…as we now have an alternative

            Good Luck Lian!
            And a Happy New Year

          • Lian Renaud
          • Joatmoaf

            The picture on the wall behind them is Great.
            Thanks for the photos.

          • Lian Renaud

            You are welcomeThere are only two places with gardens in Valletta,the Grandmasters Palace where the president lives and casa Rocca Piccola.every house had to have a well by law,but no garden.There is another beautiful palace in Naxxar called Pallazo Parisio.
            Theire were two main aristocratic families..in Malta….the de Piros and the Sciclunas.
            You can open the window and pick oranges.It was a City built by the knights after the great siege…a city built for defence like a huge fortress,but there was never another war of that type.
            The architecture surpasses much of the Italian architecture,except Rome,Florence and Venice.
            Malta’s cross has eight points representing the eight countries that used Malta as a base for the Holy crusades.
            England,Holland,France,Spain,Italy,Portugal,BelgiumGermany.
            It has a rich and bloody history and was invaded many times,very exciting to read about.

          • Joatmoaf

            I didn’t know any of that.
            I spent a summer in the Med….aboard a big gray flat decked ship with noisy aircraft always taking off and landing.
            I’ve never been to Malta though.
            I liked Palma and Torremolinos.

            One of them has a monastery that was famous for wine.
            A local girl took me up there to see the sights.
            I was night time and as we were walking up this narrow road, hundreds of rats were running up
            and down a retaining wall that followed the road.
            They were just like a traffic pattern.
            The outside right was going up, while the inside left was going down.
            Not one of them left the wall to travel n the roadway.
            It was actually pretty cool to watch.
            Too bad I didn’t have a camera.

          • Lian Renaud

            I love Italy,spent some time there,in Rome and Sabaudia.
            Good food! La Dolce Vita,they know how to live!

          • Lian Renaud

            It is a very small island…and many of the Maltese speak quite.
            good English,as the Brits were there since they defended against Napolean,It is a republic.

            Loads of tourists though.The EU pumped money into renovation and it improved a lot

            There is one hotel I would stay in if I had lots of money and that is Xara Palace hotel,in the old Mdina,v expensive,with only 25 rooms.That really is something,way beyond my means,but what a beautiful place to stay.

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/05fb3345d696bc41bab54be2f46d141deba50f0aeab54ee24e82c0c10b96eff1.jpg

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c95ed58189dac6255255473549847ad71850a434fcde1e4c3c235f8232f1e7e7.jpg

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9b7f04a2f9a8138ecccd7eda728b794cdb45f17c333111395947780e1c992cfa.jpg A few more pics for you.

          • Joatmoaf

            The pictures are Great!
            I wouldn’t mind spending a vacation there sometime.

          • Joatmoaf

            Happy New Year, Lian.

          • Lian Renaud

            Hope one day you do have a holiday here be sure to pop in on Nicky if you do…he is one of my favorite people….

          • Joatmoaf

            BTW.
            Is Nicholas the one who commissioned The Falcon?
            You know…The Maltese Falcon?

            (I couldn’t resist:-)

          • Lian Renaud

            Two of my favorite movies were Casablanca and the Maltese Falcon.If you saw Pulp Fiction with Michael Caine it was set in Gozo the sister island…..life is pretty much like that in Malta.
            A lot of films are made there…Gladiator,Midnight Express,Frequent visitors are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

          • Moralmonday

            Women are need to get back to their jobs; on their knees, watching kids, cooking and listening to their husband. Stop agreeing with everything you see on these chats. Stop being a whore too.

          • Joatmoaf

            The silica in the grout, thinset and tile dust is a dangerous hazmat material.
            You should wear a respirator when working with it.

          • Joatmoaf

            Do you still do tile like that?
            And yes, it is backbreaking work.
            I’m 6ft. and 195. Fairly healthy. It kills me if I have to do tile for more than 3 days straight.
            I’m pretty sure you’re nowhere near as big as I am.
            So it can’t be doing you much better.
            I’m actually more of an equipment and building person.
            I can build or fix just about anything but they want me working on emergency jobs since that’s what I’m supposed to do anyway.

          • Lian Renaud

            Still do a lot of dangerous work on the roof.
            5ft 4……143 pounds..quite frail,slim.

            Last year I fell from the top of a ladder onto the stone you saw in the garden,fell a whole story, 30 ft.Totally unscathed!And I apparently have brittle bones.

            As I fell,thought…this is the end…..then thought fall flat distribute weight….still here.
            Got up made a coffee,had only broken my little finger,bound it up…..few days later noticed bruises,absolutely no pain.Carried on as normal.
            Was a wonderful feeling floating thru the air…My friend s told me no repeats!
            Try to employ people now,as I cannot be that lucky ever again.

            Saw a man who fell 130 ft whose parachute didnt open, that was his advice …fall flat,he got up too and walked away…..Think my life is charmed.
            But to fall without a parachute…wow….

            I love beautiful clothes so now I am sewing and designing my winter and summer wardrobe….a fashionister……

          • Joatmoaf

            Falls are the number one cause of workplace deaths, and injuries.
            I try not to fall, but when I do I twist around in the air like a cat so that when I hit ground I’m going to bounce up and walk it off.

            So far so good. I was going to do skydiving, but the Key West shop closed up and the nearest place is Miami, 150 miles away.
            Just not worth it.

          • Lian Renaud

            Have to resend tiling pics they didnt post.

          • Lian Renaud
          • Joatmoaf

            Wow. Those look great.
            I love the stone tiles in the garden.
            The diamond pattern bathroom is something I do sometimes, but I wouldn’t have the patience for that over the sink.

            You would love some parts of Key West.
            Cubans do the kind of tile work on your garden table, on almost everything.
            Benches, picnic tables, chairs, tables, walls and even cars.

          • Joatmoaf

            You showed me yours (cleavage and art) so I’ll show you mine.
            This is me, last night at U.S.1 Mile Marker 0, Key West.
            I’ll remove it after you’ve seen it for a while.
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/24223d0c06464b17a3ac15c8b5df6aee3089041ca129374e7d2f8d5d95108725.jpg

          • Lian Renaud

            Just who is that good looking guy?Interesting marker,too
            Took a photo…..
            Lian

          • Joatmoaf

            That handsome fellow was someone named Joatmoaf.
            I’ve herd nothing but good things about him.
            Of course I have selective hearing, but that’s beside the point.

            I took it down after you upvoted. I don’t like leaving that stuff up.
            If you need me to I can put it up again.
            The marker is the Southern most end of US 1.
            There’s a Northern most end in Maine.
            I think it’s like 1900 miles away.

            Thanks for the compliment BTW.

          • Joatmoaf

            I gotta get some sleep.
            maybe we can chat tomorrow.
            I really enjoyed talking with you, and I want to get book # 2.
            Talk to you later Lian.
            Thanks.

          • Lian Renaud

            Reminds me of the song…Its my pary,I’ll say what I want to do what I want to!
            Quite right MJ,

          • 🙂

          • Moralmonday

            You need to suck my dick!

        • Josey Wales

          Apologize to M.J. boy or I will hound you to hell and back.

          • Moralmonday

            Shut up boy!

          • Josey Wales

            That would be Mista Josey to you. Now apologize and stay off this site before I get you banned.

          • Moralmonday

            Forget you boy!

          • Josey Wales

            That would be a wise decision.

          • Whats up with the boy shit?
            I dont like that people race mix.
            Ugly babies.

          • Moralmonday

            Do something about it then boy! You wife, daughter or mother will be happy to please me boy!

          • Josey Wales

            Flagged…you don’t listen very well.

          • Apologize to Josey Wales or we throw you into the Mad Jewess gulags for jackasses

          • Lian Renaud

            Throw him in without a life jacket or should I say a Mae West = life vest his name should begin Im….he cant spell!

          • JW: I sent him to hell 🙂

          • Josey Wales

            How and when? He tried his best last week, to get me to reply to a comment. Tried to follow me and wouldn’t let him .He’s all talk , no walk.

          • A little time back

          • Josey Wales

            I did too but he’s resurfaced.He and Frankie B.

          • Just like a cockroach

          • Yeah, he came back w/ another nic

          • Josey Wales

            He’s a paid troll, whose intentions are too get you to make threats.Since he was always offering to meet someone, I took him up on it .Yeah, you guessed it …he never showed both times.

          • hahahah

          • Josey Wales

            True story. I even took pictures of the place we were going to meet.Had date and time on them .Posted them. He repented the next day and apoligized to several posters and asked for , forgiveness…which some gave him, including myself.
            Didn’t last long. You do know,” Moral Monday’s” are a black movement based in North Carolina?

          • NO, I didnt know !

          • Josey Wales

            Yeah, give it a goog

        • desertpatriot

          @mo:
          you sound like a damn ‘n’ word. now get off this post

          • Moralmonday

            I will beat your azz

          • desertpatriot

            @mo:
            not if i get to you first

          • Moralmonday

            SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I AM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU. I WILL CHANGE YOUR LAST NAME TO “THE LATE”. NOW WATCH YOUR MOUTH

      • Joatmoaf

        Could not agree more.
        As someone once said, individual races are a part of God’s grand color scheme.
        I liked the sound of that.

      • Moralmonday

        FU white men wanted them and always will want black women. Just like you will suck black cock.

    • Mike Stern

      You’re still an ignorant piece if shit… boy!

  • QV3

    Tell me Amerikaners. What would American Feminists do, be, when islam takes over?
    It is reported 103,313 Syrian refugees, ALL MUSLIMS,, BUT OF COURSE, are already in America . Add the others pledging allegiance to the Muslim Brotherhood (target year to turn America into Islamic Caliphate 2020) Hamas, ISIS (growing number) and a hodge podge of other islamic sunni groups, how do you reckon would the chances of America’s feminists continue their feminism?

  • Lian Renaud

    MJ Thank you for appreciating mosaics…suppose it would keep a husband happy if I had one,really tiling is a man’s job,but they may not be able to match a woman’s work most of the time…
    No offense to the men we appreciate you,but sometimes we can match you,we would never tell you.But…we do like to keep you happy too..couldnt do without you.

  • judy

    Aha, and come Monday he will be filling for a divorce cause he knows you have been up to something.

  • lostlegends

    Damn, works for me. Get me a brandy, I fainted.

    P.S. Look at all those comments, viral post.